jeremy

jeremy
1. (Jeremy) (4986↑, 1561↓)
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

Author: Trenton Romulox http://jeremy.urbanup.com/2124743
2. (Jeremy) (3197↑, 1352↓)
A guy who is smart and has a big penis

Dang, I wish I was like that Jeremy over there.

3. (Jeremy) (1557↑, 836↓)
One sexy hunk of man. Jerbear, I'll love you forever ♥

"Jeremy's mine, bitch. Back off\!" :)

4. (Jeremy) (614↑, 191↓)
1. outright sarcastic but very friendly 2. softhearted 3. compassionate 4. lovable 5. talented in music and arts

Jeremy's humor is sarcastic but you can count on him in helping the poor and the needy.

5. (jeremy) (617↑, 205↓)
also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at baseball and is my boobear\<33

"damnnn i wish he was more like jeremy"

6. (Jeremy) (1907↑, 1493↓)
A type of bra strap.

my chest is held up by Jeremy.

7. (Jeremy) (1026↑, 620↓)
4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe. Other names: Angryman, Flamenco Moronco, Priscilla Antoinette, Harold, Germathon, Spice Rack, Waffle Time.

Jeremy got locked in the cupboard. Hours later we heard "Iiiit's waffle time it's waffle time won't you have some waffles of mine??" eminating from said cupboard.

8. (Jeremy) (217↑, 57↓)
A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock\!\!\! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................

Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted: "...Bond. Jeremy Bond." "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's." "Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?" "Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

9. (Jeremy) (152↑, 79↓)
Tall dark and handsome. A ladies man, great in the sack, can make almost any woman think she's in love with him with his smile and his charm. Has many attractive qualities. Self-indulgent wiener, at one time or another probably drove a fast car, such as a Nova or a Mustang. Can be manipulative and self-centered. Watch out for the green eyed ones, they can have a problem being faithful and tend to have a small package.

Mary: Jeremy rocked my world last night\! Sue: What\!?\! He rocked my world 2 nights ago\!

10. (Jeremy) (79↑, 25↓)
The most handsome, loving, faithful, caring, motivated, and protective man in the world. He will protect the people he loves. He is a blessing to have in your life and will remain in your memory forever. Once you have encountered Jeremy, he will leave a lasting impression upon you. Having the love of Jeremy is privledge.

I wish I had a Jeremy.

11. (Jeremy) (83↑, 30↓)
The kindest and most generous guy in the world. Gentle, giving and a security blanket. If only more people were like Jeremy. Someone who stays true to himself and will always care for the ones he loves. He enjoys athletics, nature and studying. He's the whole package. He's got the looks, the charm, the smile and any girl would be lucky to have him. A true keeper who should be kept close to you heart and even closer to your soul.

person 1: i need me some jeremy person 2: well he doesn't come in a bottle you will have to go out and find him person 1: sure thing i do. i better start my search immediately

Author: wintersongeiaf http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5082671
12. (Jeremy) (62↑, 24↓)
A sex act popular in the Australian Outback.

Would ya like a Jeremy?

Author: GeoffTheRobot http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5491001
13. (Jeremy) (20↑, 4↓)
a boy who is very [sarcastic] but means well. he is afraid of showing his emotions to anybody and keeps things bottled up inside. if you are lucky a jeremy will open up to you, but then will probably close off again soon. he is [caring] but just wants to be known as the [tough] guy. and he is obsessed with having [sex]. he is very [attractive] and so you cant seem to [stay away], even though it is probably best that you do.

I'm so glad that I've gotten to know Jeremy better, but he won't stop trying to get in my pants.

Author: girlw/experience http://jeremy.urbanup.com/6060617
14. (Jeremy) (7↑, 1↓)
Jeremy is a caring guy and a best friend to all. He is a great friend but may be something else in his best friends eyes. Many will fall for him but he will only take the one he wants. He makes many laugh and will always be there for someone. He is smart and up to date with what is going on in the world.

Jeremy is such a nice person... I think i've fallen for him

15. (JEREMY) (50↑, 46↓)
A rawsome, beast nigger\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

that raw guy over there is a jeremy

16. (Jeremy) (3↑, 1↓)
A guy who is amazing at school and at sports and is very sweet and funny which makes him irresistible to certain people.

Wow, straight A's? You sure pulled a Jeremy\! *a guy goes running by in gym class* Woah, he's running like a Jeremy today.

Author: The/most/stupid/smart/girl. http://jeremy.urbanup.com/6298247
17. (Jeremy) (2↑, 1↓)
Loves the pussy and gets the pussy 24/7. A boss or Hoss(hot boss) and rapes anyone in his path. an amazement and a feast for the eyes with a 12 inch cock and a G.P.A of 4.

Amazement, Boss, Hoss, Beast, Jeremy

18. (Jeremy) (2↑, 1↓)
a male who is typically awesome at everything, especially seducing women. he is also a very funny fellow. jeremy finchum may be seen doing one of three things: hangin out with his bros, playing baseball, or giving it to a woman. in all, he is a \#BADASS

Consuelo: "I wish I were as good as Jeremy at baseball." DeShaun: "I wish I could get as many women as Jeremy." Jeremy: "Bro, you have no idea."

19. (Jeremy) (44↑, 44↓)
A Homosexual act in the Australian Gay Community.

Hey man want a Jeremy? Fersure Dude\! alright then.

20. (Jeremy) (4↑, 8↓)
Total douche bag. He likes to manipulate people and take advantage of people who rarely standup to him. But when someone does he can't hold his own ground. Well liked by idiot men, but only an insane women would love him.

He was a total Jeremy, so I broke up with him.

21. (Jeremy) (3↑, 8↓)
A fat cunt

Hey, look at that Jeremy over there, what a fat cunt.

22. (Jeremy) (1↑, 7↓)
A self absorbed narsistic asshole who spends his days masturbating to pictures of Asian males or eating other males buttholes.

That kid Jeremy's ears are almost as big as his ego.

Author: blahthiskidsucks http://jeremy.urbanup.com/6349977
23. (Jeremy) (1↑, 7↓)
The noun used to convey information by those of a oriental/korean decent usually having no defined meaning.

Person 1:나는 좋아한다 Person 2:Who the hell is jeremy?

24. (Jeremy) (6↑, 13↓)
Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act\!

Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful

25. (jeremy) (7↑, 15↓)
Telling a girl you're going to pull out after sex and then proceeding to ejaculate inside her vagina.

My boyfriend just pulled a jeremy on me, now I need to get the day after pill

26. (Jeremy) (18↑, 27↓)
A sudden spike of errors per second

Oh my god Prod is f\@\#ked - Who did a Jeremy

27. (Jeremy) (3↑, 15↓)
Someone who has a difficult time keeping their personal life private

Courtney: Umm I was on facebook, and I saw something about Katelynn and her many nightly accounters... McKayla: Yeah, she's a total Jeremy. Let's buy her a diary\!

Author: Dinorexyfreak http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5770651
28. (Jeremy) (14↑, 27↓)
A 49 year old uncle who gate crashes a family NYE party drinks all the champagne and cottage cheese try's to play the Fifa drinking game then chunders everywhere upstairs cleaning up his sick with clothes from the dirty laundry basket to be sick eeverywhere

oh no iv done a Jeremy

29. (Jeremy) (9↑, 23↓)
Cheap shot after a game or round has ended.

Dude after I pulled off my mask I got jeremyed in the face\!

Author: shinygolden god http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5398832
30. (Jeremy) (4↑, 19↓)
A sorry no good low-life of a man. He doesn't have a car can't keep a job and doesn't have a clue about the workings of everyday life.

Man that guy is quite but i the he is a jeremy

31. (Jeremy) (3↑, 18↓)
a kid who plays halo all day and think about halo and likes to post stuff on facebook about halo and wants to have sexual relationships with masterchief

I think halos a really cool guy said jeremy

32. (Jeremy) (9↑, 25↓)
Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.

Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back? Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it. Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.

33. (Jeremy) (1↑, 19↓)
A vaginal secretion of epic proportions, usually smells and tastes like bloated camel guts

she had to wear a pad when she felt a jeremy coming on, a tampon would not suffice.

Author: darkinthepants http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5695865
34. (jeremy) (277↑, 295↓)
a pearl jam song in which the young man is tormented at home and school and decides to use gun violence to resolve this situation see [columbine]

dude jeremy is so jeremy lets not piss him off news reporter:today in a florida high school dick butin pulled a jeremy by viciously massacring his whole school and on to other news r kelly guilty or innocent

35. (Jeremy) (4↑, 23↓)
An asshole who rapes his 1/2 sister because she is high off her ass. Thinks he is awesome because he got a 15 year old girl pregnant when he was 19. And let's throw in gay for making out with his friend, Scott, when he was SOBERRRR\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

I hate [Jeremy]. He is a real [fuckhead].

Author: angry bitch92 http://jeremy.urbanup.com/5924369
36. (Jeremy) (10↑, 33↓)
A term used to point out a black male(s), without being obvious about it.

Hey man, hide your wallet, Jeremy is here. Three Jeremys just walked in.

37. (Jeremy) (11↑, 35↓)
The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies. Street name - Sexual Chocolate

e.g. "What's up Jeremy?" Or "What's up Vanilla Face\!?" *NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.

38. (Jeremy) (13↑, 43↓)
A biblical name short for Jeremiah. Its a name given at birth by the size of the penis, if it has a larger penis then average, the name will be jeremiah, and if its small it will be jeremy.

Ohhh jeremy this is too small

39. (Jeremy) (29↑, 67↓)
An ergonomically correct toilet seat that aids in the ease of bowel movements

Pooping is so much easier now that I have my Jeremy\!

40. (Jeremy) (13↑, 61↓)
a sexy black man, who is extremely smart, a major kiss ass, and is very sarcastic.

Jeremy is so sexy.

Author: skadjfksaljdlksaj http://jeremy.urbanup.com/4813802
41. (jeremy) (18↑, 68↓)
one who is quite smart , funny, loving and caring and has a small penis , but as you get to know him you will fall in love.

EXCLAMTION : i love you jeremy but i can't feel that\!\!\!\! QUESTION : how are we supposed to have sex? analy

42. (Jeremy) (42↑, 102↓)
The act of or being ignored.

Kid \#1: Hey Bob\! Kid \#2: Hey Bob\! Kid \#3: Hey Bob\! Kid \#4: Man. You guys just got Jeremyed.

43. (jeremy) (165↑, 239↓)
whipped boyfriend who sometimes seems to ignore his girlfriend but at the same time is the best guy ever.

THATS MY JEREMY BITCH\! or LET GO OF MY JEREMY

Author: beckhamsmybitch http://jeremy.urbanup.com/3289919
44. (Jeremy) (151↑, 240↓)
A man who thinks too much of his pen15 A man who wants to fuck every girl bra size b and over A man who needs more friends instead of fuck buddies A man who goes on /b/ too much An asshole

Eric - Yo, you seen jeremy anywhere? Kurt - Yeah i think he was fucking giovana Giovana - Im right here Kurt - Shit, then whos he fucking? Eric - The world may never know.

45. (jeremy) (15↑, 187↓)
a word used to replace the word 'egg' in a sentence.sacarstic/derogatory-/humourous manner

Hey\!how do you want your jeremys cooked? jeremy fu-yong. "Ah,that guy is such a jeremy head." The sperm penetrates the outer side of the female jeremy. george bush is a jeremy.

46. (Jeremy) (71↑, 244↓)
This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.

1)Did you see that jeremy? 2)You mean that guy eating that cow? 1)Yeah... 2)Its not even... 1)...Dead yeah I know. 1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers. 2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while. 1)I guess imma fire his retard ass. 2)Damn. Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.

Author: Rich Richard Richardson http://jeremy.urbanup.com/3870683
47. (jeremy) (61↑, 234↓)
i big dick that nobody likes,has stupid comebacks, and often gets called things like cretin and vexatious;jeremy is also known as tilmney stupidface

omg...jeremy is so stupid...today in language arts he tried to hear the ocean in silvia's pencil bag\!

48. (Jeremy) (226↑, 433↓)
Jeremy is a name for children that were unwanted in the family. They are often called "Mongool" in real life. Basicly, they will turn out to be drugs using mental retards. The name is also used for children that have a large penis at birth, or have a very small brain. " Je bent een mongool" is a Dutch phrase that is often used when seeing a Jeremy, it means, "good luck on the street."

We saw a mental retard and the first thing that came up in my mind was "Hey its Jeremy\!" Then I said: "Je bent een MONGOOL"

49. (jeremy) (28↑, 238↓)
jeremy means a kid that gets herasd by a kid named greig and hangs out with his brothers friend instead of his own hangs out with people named Justin,Adam,Dave,Chris,Cody and Jonathan spends his life on the computer

loves every one [jeremy]

50. (jeremy) (89↑, 306↓)
a little jewish baby

Guy: Hurry up baby\!\! Jeremy: Fuck you guys\!\! Guy: BABY\!\!\!

51. (jeremy) (126↑, 346↓)
Someone who thinks they are smart and is a "know it all",also is very competitive,and has a small penis

jerjer:yo did u see those oh's jesse:yo vajag,stop being a small dick jeremy

52. (Jeremy) (123↑, 343↓)
Someone who reads the dictionary for fun, picks their butt which by the way is nice, and loves to eat p&j sandwitches and drink green tea\!

omg he's pullin' a Jeremy\!

53. (Jeremy) (100↑, 321↓)
a cross dressing homeless person who cleans out his friends onion drawers for chump change and then spends the money on anal plugs and lube....at night he goes to public park bathrooms and propositions straight guys on craigslist to meet him and take part in some double fisting action.

why is there a trail of lube coming from your onion drawer? Oh, thats just Jeremy Why are you on the personal section of craigslist? Because i feel like getting Jeremy'd

54. (Jeremy) (28↑, 251↓)
a guy that doesn't like the number 0, has two sisters and a brother, and is addicted to baseball.

Speaker A: Oh my gosh\! Have you met Amanda's brother? Speaker B: No. Why? Speaker A: He is such a Jeremy\!

Author: Rose Katherine http://jeremy.urbanup.com/3504828
55. (Jeremy) (68↑, 293↓)
A troll girl in the comic series Elfquest

Jeremy is that troll girl from Elfquest.

56. (Jeremy) (83↑, 313↓)
a jeremy\!? Typically known as an infection located on the vagina. Usually spread by unclean oral sex otherwise known as the 69 position. Many people carry this fatal and shameful cluster of bacteria. The look of a jeremy is similair to that of herpes. (herpolie urpolies). The infection causes you to go crazy and think of gay fat men. Soon after you will become indeed gay. Stay away from people named jeremy. They carry the disease. Remember be safe ajd always use condoms.

awww dude you slept with that chick?\! Didnt you know she was a jeremy on her ass. Esh shes a slut. Yeah now you tellme. Pss man do you see that guy right there? Yeah why? I hear he has the jeremy\! Omg gross. Yeah i know. What a skank\!\!\!

Author: K.O.P DYSYPLE http://jeremy.urbanup.com/3160816
57. (jeremy) (79↑, 314↓)
a germ used for a disease called U.G.L.Y UGLY is defined as Uranium Girly Lysotomic Yeast-infection.

Ew\! is that jeremy?\!?\! the nasty bitter ugly root that is used for UGLY?\!\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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